Vanishing Point by Patricia Wentworth
lists say published 1953, the copyright says 1955
If you
saw this sentence from the book, unadorned:
Hazel Green communicated with Melbury
--you might well think Hazel Green was the heroine, and Melbury perhaps the Assistant Chief Constable. But these are both place names.
There is something surprising about this book: it wasn’t
at all clear what the outcome would be, or what the underlying plot was. Most
unusual in Wentworth. It was also funny and seemed in general rather out of
place in the list, and I enjoyed it very much.
Policeman Frank Abbott made me laugh out loud with his list
of reasons for being in trouble with his Detective Inspector:
Thinking oneself Better than
one’s Superiors, Entertaining a quite False Impression that one’s Opinion had
been Sought or was Desired, through a long list to, last and not by any means
least, the Using of Foreign Words where Plain English ought to be Enough for
Anyone.
Also:
[The constable] had found it
quite impossible to induce [deaf] Mrs Maple to hear his questions.
Constable Denning had taken an
unfair advantage by submitting a set of questions in writing and Mrs Maple’s
defensive action in mislaying her glasses and declaring that she couldn’t read
a word without them was warmly approved.
After this duel, we are told that Mrs Maple ‘wasn’t going to make herself cheap by talking
to constables and such.’
Here's a question: there is this –
She gave herself up to what a
rather startling poet has described as ‘the rapture of the tongue’s prolonged
employ’.
--but I can’t identify this quotation at all, I was looking
forward to finding out who the startling poet is. No luck. Please tell me if
you know.
I cannot see at all why the book is called Vanishing Point.
Let’s move on to the Patent Miss Silver Checklist:
Ridiculous
reason for an engagement/marriage ending, or a couple being forced apart
‘There was an
engagement. Following on the unsubstantiated suspicion that he had been
concerned in the disappearance of a valuable diamond ring, Henry Cunningham
left the country.’ (these characters are always so extreme…)
In another
couple, a sister who is a persistent and perhaps fake invalid may do some
husband-blocking
Coughing
Only seven –
exceptionally low cough-rate. Includes a slight corrective cough and a slight
arresting cough
Unusual
names
None.
Unprecedented.
Ladylike
& other noteworthy occupations
Poor Rosamond
is an unpaid companion to a miserable old aunt, who treats her like a servant
and expects her to be on call at all times – no self-respecting 'girl from the
village' would put up with this.
There is a
mysterious secret research facility nearby, in an old house, The Dalling Grange
experimental station, but it is not clear what goes on in there. But we know
they need a draughtsman, because that is what Nicholas does.
Unusual
words
A phrase I
didn’t know: He became aware of how continually she was on the stretch, waiting
for an imperious bell to summon her.
And another:
She was a
thin person with a poke,
And
It’s high
time all this spoiling and cockering came to an end!
Knitting
Miss Silver
is working on a hood and then leggings for her great-niece Josephine, in a nice
cherry-red shade. I think Josephine was too old for leggings at this time
(almost 6), but here’s a picture of a younger child and some leggings.
At one
point, ‘Miss Silver laid down her knitting for a moment, an occurrence so
unusual as to direct particular attention to what she was about to say.’
Someone else
has been knitting: ‘I made [this jumper] myself, and Nicholas is very rude
about it, but I like the colour – it reminds me of moss.’ It is ‘bright green
wool.’ (picture from Free Vintage Knitting Patterns)
Sociological
detail
She wore dark grey tweeds with
a skirt nearly down to her ankles and a shabby black fur coat. No one could
have taken her for anything except what she was – autocrat and aristocrat to
the tips of her rubbed kid gloves.
---we were discussing in the
comments recently the differences between US and UK class
awareness. This I think sums up the major difference – in the US shabby clothes
just wouldn’t cut it.
Etiquette
The important question of how far you can
go without wearing a hat – tracking a woman’s movements:
‘Any hat?’
‘Oh, no – not to come that little way.’
‘But if she had been going any distance, to Melbury or
anywhere like that, would she have worn one then?’
‘Why, yes, Mr Abbott. She didn’t hold with all this going
about with nothing on your head.’
.
Jewellery
Miss Silver
branches out quite dramatically – none of your usual rubbish bog oak: 'a large mosaic brooch representing an Italian scene – cupolas against a
very bright blue sky. The material, being dark, threw up the vivid colouring of
the brooch in a decidedly pleasing manner.'
--I hoped to
find a picture, but landscape brooches have dull colours, and the bright ones
are flowers. So imagine a cross between the two:
clothes
All the women dressed badly and inadequately, and the heroine Rosamund was so downtrodden – her clothes shabby and not protective, her shoes leaky– well I got tired of it, so that I have rebelled and given her some nice clothes from Vivat Vintage, top, and grey skirt also Vivat Vintage.
Altogether, a particularly good entry in the series.
Posts on Miss Silver do bring fans to the blog: There has been interesting recent discussion on this very book btl on The Brading Collection from eight years ago. I said there that I had this post ready, and was waiting for Christmas to be over - but that also I was putting off the moment because I am very close to having posted on all the Miss Silver books...
It does sound like a good one, Moira, and I do like the wit in it. Whenever I read one of your Wentworth reviews, I look forward to your Miss Silver audit of coughing, knitting, and so on. It's inspired. I especially noticed the unusual words/use of words; the linguist in me finds that fascinating!
ReplyDeleteYes, people tend to dismiss Wentworth as just Cozy (not that there's anything wrong with that) but she has a subtle wit, she knows what she is doing - and great use of language. All of which I know would always appeal to you Margot.
DeleteDoes Rosamund have a younger sister who wants to be a writer? I may be thinking of a different book though.
ReplyDeleteYes, there is a younger sister - who is a very complex character. At first glance she seems a standard fragile character. But Beth March she isn't!
DeleteAs you say, Moira, this book is a bit meagre on the clothes front, but it is really, really observant on decor. Miss Silver has trenchant opinions on the homes of her hostess (good stuff, old, though crammed from a manor house into a cottage perhaps without sufficient "curating") and of a recent retiree from the city (garish and clashing and too too new). Here, though, the speaker is not Miss Silver but Craig, easy to peg from Chapter 1 as this book's masterful manly hero. I'm currently helping to clean out the home of a friend who has had to go into memory care, and this passage really resonated:
ReplyDelete“Do you know what I would like to do? I’d like to put all that stuff in the middle of the floor and smash it with the poker!”
And all she did was to look at him and say, “Why?”
He obliged with a copious answer.
“Because you’re a slave to it. There isn’t a speck of dust on the wretched stuff, or anywhere else that I could see. And who does the dusting? You every time! And mind you, I know about dusting. My sister and I had to help at home. My father died, and the first thing my mother did was to get rid of practically all that sort of stuff. She said there wouldn’t be anyone to do anything except ourselves, and she wasn’t planning for us to be slaves to a lot of irrelevant crockery, so she made a clean sweep of it. This house is cluttered till you can’t move, and you’re worn to a shadow trying to cope with it.”
(And yes, I'm the anonymous poster over on the Brading Collection, also on Scarlett O'Hara's mourning clothes and Miss Mapp's banal holiday cards...I get around! Henceforth, I'll be "Trollopian," my favorite author)
Delighted that you've brought your thoughts on this book over here, and look forward to your named contributions! I know commenting on blogger is a pain, and sometimes I can guess who an anonymous poster is, but it would be lovely to have a name for you - and Trollopian is excellent. More Trollope coming soon.
DeleteI always enjoy your Patrica Wentworth posts. Of course you could only get away with wearing shabby clothes if you were posh, aristocratic or maybe upper middle class. If you were working class or, say, lower middle class, you'd want to look as smart as you could. I wonder when my mother stopped wearing a hat. Wish I could ask her!
ReplyDeleteYes indeed, the hat question is fascinating. Crime books may be our best evidence as to how important they were, and how that faded.
DeleteIf you look at old pictures of the crowds at sporting events, it is amazing to see everyone in hats...
Also, my theory is that you can't get away with shabby clothes in the USA, no matter how upmarket you are. Interested to hear other's views. (Generalization of course)
There's a story by George Gissing where the hero loses his hat (blown off the top of a bus?) and has to embezzle to buy a new one and goes downhill from there...and Saki's Cyprian, who refuses to wear a hat when he goes shopping with his aunt as escort and parcel-carrier.
DeleteI'd be willing to bet that the aristocratic lady's shabby clothes were also of the very best quality!
DeleteRoger: Don't know the Gissing, but the Saki has featured on the blog, I found what I thought was an excellent picture for Cyprian (have we discussed this before?). And there is an excellent Sylvia Townsend Warner short story, Some Effects of a Hat, on the blog https://cgctltsj.top/2020/04/some-effects-of-hat-by-sylvia-townsend.html
DeleteAh yes, it's coming back to me that I wildly claimed that I was going to do an anthology of hat items. It is still a good idea...
Marty: yes, and one of my pet hate phrases (much found in GA detective stories) is 'shabby but well-cut' - tweeds or a suit. Affectation, and an instruction how to think: this person is upmarket but poor.
Delete"Shabby genteel" was a phrase commonly used for people like that. On the other hand, the shabby person might be rich but miserly -- that type turned up sometimes in GA too. Do Brits have the saying "Use it up, wear it out, make it do"?
DeleteI may have mentioned Gissing and Cyprian before - they are my favourite examples of the way attitudes to hats have changed. I'm a habitual hat-wearer myself. I began with panamas in Singapore and then continued in England in winter, Some years ago I was left a set of hats by an elderly man in a will because he was sure none of his descendants would wear them!
DeleteHave you come across STW's poems?.
Marty: I think shabby genteel was very dismissive, and implied striving I think, not proper upper classes. Anthony Gilbert's maiden ladies in a number of her books, for example. Certainly the idea of use it up etc is current, but only in certain parts of the populace...
DeleteRoger, yes I think we have discussed hats! What a charming bequest.
DeleteNo, not looked at STW's poems, I will pursue.
My favourite of her books is The Flint Anchor, not often mentioned, which I really must re-read.
"Some Effects of a Hat" is a lovely story, and the last paragraph is perfect.
DeleteObviously I have just had to reread the story to get to the final para - so thank you!
DeleteI thought I’d read all the Miss Silver books, and had a copy of this one, but your post rang no bells at all. Turns out I have been confusing it with “Danger Point”.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that myself when I was looking at my list of Wentworths! She was a bit casual about titles I think.
DeleteThat was Sovay by the way.
ReplyDeleteHow old is Josephine? I recall references to children of six or seven wearing leggings, though IIRC they were not knitted but made of cloth to match the coat, and buttoned up the outside of the leg (by Nanny). Perhaps leggings = tights in this case?
Sovay
I think you are right - children graduate from knitted to cloth. Your description summoned up the perfect image of that child of the era...
DeleteI LOVE your Miss Silver posts, especially the way you count her coughs so I don’t have to! I once tried collecting all the cough adjectives, but lost track! I’m particularly fond of hortatory, which I’ve never come across anywhere else. By the way, when I started school all the girls had home- made pixie hoods - they were two knitted squares, joined at the top and the back, with twisted woollen ties with pom-poms at the ends. Some had a pom-pom on top as well. They were usually made of yarn left over from other garments. Some were just plain garter stitch, while others had fancy stitches, patterns, picot edging and so on.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the kind words!
DeleteAnd oh my goodness yes, I remember those hoods - a chance for mothers to show off 😊 - or not. And then fashions moved on to a similar hat - but with an alice band incorporated into the front, so there was the stiff bit, then a soft woollen bag, almost, behind. We called them bonnets and they were very nice. Bright colours. Now I'm wondering why there aren't hats like that anymore - sewn to a band to stay in place. It was a practical and attractive design.
It is disconcerting when Wentworth confounds expectations. Doing my best to avoid spoilers, she has one book where one of her most cynical culprits successfully escapes justice. Frank Abbott and Miss Silver agree that the guilty party is unlikely to be caught unless they commit another murder.
ReplyDeleteHave they all blended into one in my mind? I almost certainly have read it, but don't remember, can you drop a hint?
DeleteAnd yes - one way or another she confounds your expectations just often enough.
Stealing a police car and threatening a child's life in the last twenty pages. Also, the cover of my Hodder and Stoughton reprint has the heroine looking understandably frightened and wearing a broach in her blouse - at least, I think that's what it is and not a very ornate zip.
DeleteI think I know - will check!
DeleteYes, found it, and it is an extraordinary ending to a particularly good and content-filled book in the series. #SpoilerNotSpoiler - if anyone else wants to know which one it was, I did an entry on Feb 13th 2020. (On the homepage of the blog, you can find Archive on the right hand side, and sufficient clicking & scrolling will get you anywhere by date...)
DeleteThis book contains an episode that made me sure we were supposed to partially laugh at Miss Silver: Recalling her schooldays she thinks with "disapproval tempered by indulgence" of a minor act of rule breaking by her school friends. I can't believe we are not supposed to find that priggish in the extreme.
ReplyDeleteYes, Wentworth is a stout defender of her invention - you can't imagine saying she hates her, as Christie is reputed to have said about Poirot. But as you so rightly say, not above poking a little gentle fun...
DeleteI think the infamous coughs are a bit of fun for Wentworth, too. And maybe the fondness for Tennyson, and her taste in decor. Wouldn't governesses have to be a little priggish, anyway, by nature of the job?
DeleteI think the decor’s definitely a bit of fun and so are the clothes - especially the “best” dresses - a succession of meaningless squiggly patterns in eg orange and black on a dull green background - clearly practical, hard-wearing and hideous!
DeleteSovay
That should have been ‘a succession of good sturdy silk dresses (rayon in the war and post-war) in meaningless squiggly patterns …
DeleteSovay
Yes - Wentworth gives Miss S a set of recognizable traits, and then does have a little fun with them. Doesn't Frank Abbot make up a suitable quotation and claim it is Tennyson?
DeleteI love the occasional claim that those weird patterns resemble morse code. And I like Wentworth's use of the word hideous - she doesn't over-use it, just often enough to raise a smile.
She’s found her style and she sticks to it!
DeleteI’m sure this will be a minority view but I think Joan Hickson would have been better as Miss Silver than as Miss Marple - she had that strict governessy edge and glint of steel always visible (whereas Miss Marple could masquerade as a sweet fluffy harmless old dear).
Sovay
Oh that is brilliant! I have never thought of that, but yes she would have been perfect, what a missed opportunity.
DeleteI very much enjoyed the Hickson Marples, but I have never canonised her in the role - I know some people loved her, but I just thought she was fine. I very much liked Geraldine McEwan, though she made for a very different Miss M. I always thought the ideal person would have been Gemma Jones - she played the governess in the film of Five Little Pigs, and it struck me then what a good Miss Marple she would have made.
I definitely agree on Gemma Jones as a choice.
DeleteFor various reasons, I didn't have much time to watch TV when Geraldine McEwan played Marple, and in the ones I did see, I felt she was stronger than the adaptations. Perhaps another problem for me is that I associated her too much with Lucia in the Channel 4 production and, before that, the TV version of The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, in both of which she dominated the screen, and it was hard to believe that anyone would underestimate her. Actually, maybe she was perfect for the Miss Marple portrayed in the book of Murder in The Vicarage - people being scared of her would be plausible.
Interesting - the reason I prefer Geraldine McEwan's Miss Marple to Joan Hickson's is that I think she DOES pull off the "sweet little old lady" side of Miss M better than Joan Hickson (who to me always had a hint of Margaret Thatcher in the role). I don't remember seeing any of the Julia McKenzie Marples - she always seemed physically quite wrong for the role, though not as wrong as Margaret Rutherford.
DeleteGemma Jones is an inspiration though - I could see her as Miss Marple OR Miss Silver. Still alive and working too, though if she's to star in a Miss Silver series some production company needs to get the rights and crack on asap - she's over 80 and there are a lot of books to adapt!
Sovay
I liked McEwan but also had an image in my mind of the witch from Kevin Costner's Robin Hood movie!
DeleteAdrian: I had to swallow hard and take the leap with Geraldine McE, but I did, and loved her. Yes, she was the best thing about those programmes. And yes, she wasn't truly the MIss M of all the books, but very high entertainment value, and a great character. Very distinctive actors bring all their roles with them, you'd never be saying 'oh I didn't recognize her!' would you?
DeleteSovay: Loving the Thatcher idea. Hickson certainly wasn't twinkly. I never warmed to Julia McKenzie's version, but could still enjoy the films. And Gemma Jones - such a missed opportunity!
DeleteMarty: So long since I saw that film, I'd completely forgotten her. I just found a picture of her in the role online - blimey!
DeleteProbably because I'm a frequent visitor to PubMed (the online research library), my search for "the tongue's prolonged employ" (and if that isn't a euphemism for oral sex, I don't know what is) brought as the first result a report from the National Institutes of Health of "a case of massive tongue engorgement associated with placement of an esophageal-tracheal twin-lumen airway device (Combitube) in a morbidly obese patient."
ReplyDeleteI'll keep looking.
Yes, and also - your comment went into spam folder as I think they are dubious about some of the words in it! Do please let us know how you get on....
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